Aquariums make me super horny!
You erased me from your memories because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life. But you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You’re the girl of my dreams… and apparently, I’m the man of yours.
Actually I’m not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you, because there’s no alcohol in these drinks. Sadly, I’ve used this technique many times. It helps lovely tourists such as yourself loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake all night and have guilt free vigorous sex with me.