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Armageddon Movie QuotesWith quotes from the movie Armageddon, you will go on a crazy adventure with Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Billy Bob Thornton, Liv Tyler, and Owen Wilson. The film follows a group of blue-collar deep-core drillers sent by NASA to stop a gigantic asteroid on a collision course with Earth.
First time I got my period, Rock had to take me into Tai-Pei for Tampax. And then he had to show me how to use them, Harry.
Just tryin’ to have some fun before I died!
So, when the rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. For the next 15 days, the Earth’s in a shooting gallery. Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it’s still hitting land. It’ll flash boil millions of galleons of sea water and slam into the ocean bedrock. Now if it’s a Pacific Ocean impact, which we think it will be, it’ll create a tidal wave 3 miles high, travel at a thousand miles an hour, covering California, and washing up in Denver. Japan’s gone, Australia’s wiped out. Half the world’s population will be incinerated by the heat blast, and the rest will freeze to death from nuclear winter.
Harry’ll do it. I know it. He doesn’t know how to fail.
You know, Harry, there are only, uh, five words, I want to hear from you right now and those words are: you know A.J., I really look up to you, you been a hero of mine for sometime, and I’m really impressed with your work and I’m emotionally closed off…
Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I’d be comin’ home. Now I don’t know what you people are doing down there, but we’ve got a hole to dig up here!
Well cause it’s sweet, which to me suggests cookie, and, you know, I mean putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. I don’t know why I thought of that, I just…
Oh man. Well, we all gotta die right? I’m the guy who gets to do it saving the world.
In five years you have never apologized to me this quickly. Something’s goin’ on here, I’m gonna find out what it is.
Man, this is – this is historic. Guys, this is, like, deep blue hero stuff! Of course I’m in.
Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.
I-I really don’t think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker.
Hey man, let’s draw, and let’s see who’s gonna stay up here and dance.
Bear
Come on, God, just a little help. It’s all I’m asking.
Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.
Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother.
Well, our object collison budget’s a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg’n your pardon sir, but it’s a big-ass sky.
This is one order you shouldn’t follow and you fucking know it!
