20 – Joke by Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy

I do have a few new redneck words for you.
First one – “mayonnaise.” “Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening.” It’s kind of a gift. They come to me in my sleep. I write them down.
Brand new one: “aorta.” “Aorta cut that grass down by the ballfield so the kids don’t get hurt.”
Is this not the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard in your life?
“Initiate.” “My wife ate two hamburgers, initiate a bag of potato chips.”
And last but not least…
“widjadidja.” “You didn’t bring your truck widjadidja?”

Jeff Foxworthy

Blue Collar Comedy Tour