There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, andthose who did and never thought.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.
Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Speak when you’re angry, and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
If you don’t know where you’re going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.