38 – Quote by Maxine

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age is urinate and attend funerals.

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age is urinate and attend funerals.

by Maxine

140 – Quote by Maxine

I hate getting behind people who can

I hate getting behind people who can’t drive. It’s so hard for them to see my finger in their rearview mirror.

by Maxine

35 – Quote by Maxine

The great thing about trading stocks on the Internet is that if you lose your shirt, you probably have another one hanging right there in your closet.

The great thing about trading stocks on the Internet is that if you lose your shirt, you probably have another one hanging right there in your closet.

by Maxine