Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Dwight Schrute: Sabotage.
Angela Martin: What? What are you saying? Did you say sandwich?
Dwight Schrute: No, I was saying that before, not now. Now I am saying sabotage. The ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team.
Angela Martin: I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it. I will misunderstand everything that Andy says until he goes insane.
Dwight Schrute: If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, stand next to me.
Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane.
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.
You gotta be rich to be insane…Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class.
If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.
I doubt if a single individual could be found from the whole of mankind free from some form of insanity. The only difference is one of degree. A man who sees a gourd and takes it for his wife is called insane because this happens to very few people.