88 – Quotes from How I Met Your Mother

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Marshall Eriksen: Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! I can’t take it anymore! Ted, Lily and I are married now! It’s time! We’re getting our own place!
Lily Aldrin:… Actually, I left the lid off, sorry, baby.

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120 – How I Met Your Mother Quote by Marshall Eriksen

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Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! I can’t take it anymore! Ted, Lily and I are married now! It’s time! We’re getting our own place!

Marshall Eriksen

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