Quotes on Children

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
Franklin P. Jones

Children make you want to start life over.
Muhammad Ali

Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it.
Not Your Average Dictionary

I am fond of children – except boys.
Lewis Carroll

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
Author Unknown

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice – especially when she’s taking a nap.
Author Unknown

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.
Robert Benchley

Inspiring Quotations on Dads

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Sam Ewing

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
George Herbert

One of my earliest memories is of my father carrying me in one arm with a picket sign in the other.
Camryn Manheim

Rich men’s sons are seldom rich men’s fathers.
Herbert Kaufman

So my father was a person who never lied to me. If I had a question, he answered it. I knew a lot of things at a young age because I was intrigued.
Nick Cannon

Sons have always a rebellious wish to be disillusioned by that which charmed their fathers.
Aldous Huxley

That is the thankless position of the father in the family – the provider for all, and the enemy of all.
August Strindberg

The best money advice ever given me was from my father. When I was a little girl, he told me, ‘Don’t spend anything unless you have to.’
Dinah Shore

The child is father of the man.
William Wordsworth

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand Russell

14 – Pretty Woman Movie Quotes by Vivian Ward

Vivian Ward

When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess… trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight… on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time… that I had this dream did the knight say to me, “Come on, baby, I’ll put you up in a great condo.”

Vivian Ward

Pretty WomanJulia Roberts

205 – Pulp Fiction Quote by Pumpkin

Pulp Fiction - Pumpkin

The way it is now, you’re taking the same risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a risk, banks are easier. You don’t even need a gun in a federal bank. I mean, they’re insured, why should they give a fuck? I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we’ve got this guy’s little girl, if you don’t give him all your money, we’re gonna kill her.

Pumpkin

Pulp FictionTim Roth

54 – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Quotes Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka? Why would Augustus’ name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless – ?
Willy Wonka: Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it.
{ Turns to look at Violet }
Willy Wonka: You, little girl. Say something. Anything.
Violet Beauregarde: Chewing gum.
Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum, I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.
Mike Teavee: No, it isn’t.
Willy Wonka: { Pretends not to hear } Uh, you really shouldn’t mumble. Because I can’t hear a word you’re saying. Now, on with the tour.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Quotes on Dad

A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad.
Lenny Kravitz

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be, A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
Frank Howard Clark

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Enid Bagnold

A father’s disappointment can be a very powerful tool.
Michael Bergin

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Aeneas carried his aged father on his back from the ruins of Troy and so do we all, whether we like it or not, perhaps even if we have never known them.
Angela Carter

All the learnin’ my father paid for was a bit o’ birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.
George Eliot

An angry father is most cruel towards himself.
Publilius Syrus

As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father coming on a white horse to rescue me.
Christine Keeler

As Daddy said, life is 95 percent anticipation.
Gloria Swanson

63 – Joke by Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall

My litle girl is 16. She’s at that age where she’s in her room listening to her stereo, online with her friends, and boys are starting to call. Oh, my God. We had a kid call the house at 2 in the morning. I lost it. First off, I’m sound asleep in la-la land with Shania Twain in the mountains somewhere. I hear a phone ring and I’m like, “Who’s got a phone in the mountains?” So when I realized it’s my phone, I’m already ticked off. I went, “Hello!” And this little voice goes, “Is Emily there?” And I go, “Dude, if you have a brain in your skull you will hang up this phone up right now!” And my wife goes, “Bill, you gotta be nice.” I said, “No, ma’am, nice stops at midnight.” She said, “What will you do when these little boys come over?” I said, “I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m gonna pull the young man in tight next to me so only he and I can hear the conversation. I’m gonna whisper in his ear. I’m gonna say, “Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That’s my only little girl. She’s my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words

Bill Engvall

Blue Collar Comedy Tour

52 – Quote by Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift

When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he’s everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he’s not easy to spot; he’s really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.

Taylor Swift

86 – Quote by Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts

When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess… trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight… on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time… that I had this dream did the knight say to me, “Come on, baby, I’ll put you up in a great condo.”

Julia Roberts

Pretty Woman