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I bought this Mackerel at the Supermarket. I’ve been standing in the water with the fish on my hook for 30 minutes. I saw it on an episode of I Love Lucy. Pathetic? Maybe, but it feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super in to me. That came out wrong.
Parks and Recreation – Rashida Jones
Love her! That’s right, I love her! I love you, Monica.
Fred Claus. Talk about Andy’s ex-girlfriends, quote from Love Actually, hold back your tears, pause…drop the microphone, get out of that bitch.
Parks and Recreation – Ben Schwartz
{ The entire office staff sings a surprise song to Michael to the tune of “Seasons of Love” from Rent }
Andy Bernard: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.
All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That’s how many minutes, that you’ve worked here.
Pam Beesly: In costumes!
Jim Halpert: And impressions!
Toby Flenderson: In meetings.
Erin and Kelly Kapoor: And cups of coffee.
Kevin: For birthdays!
Stanley: More meetings and…
Women: …E-mail forwards you made us read.
All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That’s like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!
Meredith Palmer: You hit me with your car!
Ryan Howard: You helped me get off drugs!
Creed Bratton: I watch you when you sleep.
Oscar Martinez: I forgive you for kissing me!
All: Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call.
Erin and Kelly Kapoor: Call, text or e-mail, or call.
Deangelo: { falsetto } Measure your life in love!
All: Remember to call, remember to call. Remember to call.
{ Ted has just asked Marshall and Lily to set him up with a potential wife }
Marshall Eriksen: You want us to arrange your marriage?
Ted Mosby: Absolutely! Look, there are two sides to dating… picking and getting picked. Getting picked I’m good at. Ladies love Teddy Westside.
Marshall Eriksen: You’re waiting for me to comment on your ‘self-assigned nickname.’ { Pause } Well here’s my comment: I LOVE IT!
Ted Mosby: Really?
Marshall Eriksen: Teddy Westside? Continue!
Ted Mosby: It’s the picking I suck at, I pick the wrong girls! But you guys are the best pickers I know. You picked each other!
Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
Love is the opener as well as closer of eyes.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Love, we say, is life; but love without hope and faith is agonizing death.
Love…is the most important thing on Earth. When boys and girls feel love, they kiss.
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
LOVE me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking!
Shrek – Shrek Movie
Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
No! Love is like oxygen!
