4 – Quote by Maxine

The problem with riverboat gambling is that you can

The problem with riverboat gambling is that you can’t tell if you’re queasy from losing your money or getting seasick.

by Maxine

55 – How I Met Your Mother Quote by Barney Stinson


Ok, that’s it. Attention, Canada. I’m Barney, from America, and I’m here to fix your backward-ass country. Number one, get real money. Don’t know what board game this came from, but it’s a [in French accent] joke. Number two, and this is a biggie, quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away because you know what, you don’t want her, I’m planting my flag in her if you know what I mean-which you probably don’t- and getting her the hell out of here. You may now return to being pointless.

Barney Stinson

How I Met Your Mother Neil Patrick Harris

250 – Quotes from How I Met Your Mother


{ Barney just learned from Ted that Kevin and Robin broke up }
Barney Stinson: Bummer. Anyway, let’s make our own bets about this sex tape. I’ve got Marshall with a surprise piercing at 5-1 odds, Lily with a landing strip at 10-1, Marshall with a landing strip, even money.
Ted Mosby: I don’t believe this. You were in love with Robin, you find out she’s single, and all you’ve got to say is “Bummer”?
Barney Stinson: What do you want me to say Ted? Whatever I thought was there, she thought differently. So, no, I don’t care if Robin is single again.
Ted Mosby: So if Robin started dating someone else, you wouldn’t mind?
Barney Stinson: Nope.
Ted Mosby: Even if that somebody else was me?

How I Met Your Mother

328 – Quotes from Parks and Recreation

Parks and Rec

Trumple: Look Knope, I’ve always liked you, but the Newports run this town, and frankly they’ve donated a lot of money to the department.
Ben Wyatt: Mo’ money, mo’ problems, that’s what I always say.
Trumple: How about mo’ money, mo’ protective kevlar vests that save lives?
Ben Wyatt: I-I… sometimes I say that, too.
Leslie Knope: I understand you need to think about it, but if you were gonna make a decision…
Trumple: The guys are throwing me a little retirement thing tonight at O’Flinigans. There’s gonna be beer so why don’t you swing by, I’ll give you an answer. Weirdo can come, too.
Ben Wyatt: Alright.
Leslie Knope: Let’s go.
Ben Wyatt: Oh hey, uh, may I say…
Leslie Knope: Don’t.
Ben Wyatt:…that the boys in blue…
Leslie Knope: Stop.
Ben Wyatt:…are heroes. Obviously some more than others. Oh boy, here it comes……..9/11.
Leslie Knope: And we’re walking.
Ben Wyatt: OK.

Parks and Recreation