You know something, Harry? I think you would have given your father a run for his money, and THAT is saying something.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie – David Thewlis
195 – Harry Potter Quote by Professor Remus Lupin
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652 – F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Quote by Ross Geller
There’s no way around it, Pheebs. You just got to accept the fact that this is going to cost you a lot of money.
404 – F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Quote by Rachel Green
Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it. Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?
448 – F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Quote by Chandler Bing
Listen, if you wanna borrow money it’s kind of a bad time. I’m buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
55 – How I Met Your Mother Quote by Barney Stinson
Ok, that’s it. Attention, Canada. I’m Barney, from America, and I’m here to fix your backward-ass country. Number one, get real money. Don’t know what board game this came from, but it’s a [in French accent] joke. Number two, and this is a biggie, quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away because you know what, you don’t want her, I’m planting my flag in her if you know what I mean-which you probably don’t- and getting her the hell out of here. You may now return to being pointless.
250 – Quotes from How I Met Your Mother
{ Barney just learned from Ted that Kevin and Robin broke up }
Barney Stinson: Bummer. Anyway, let’s make our own bets about this sex tape. I’ve got Marshall with a surprise piercing at 5-1 odds, Lily with a landing strip at 10-1, Marshall with a landing strip, even money.
Ted Mosby: I don’t believe this. You were in love with Robin, you find out she’s single, and all you’ve got to say is “Bummer”?
Barney Stinson: What do you want me to say Ted? Whatever I thought was there, she thought differently. So, no, I don’t care if Robin is single again.
Ted Mosby: So if Robin started dating someone else, you wouldn’t mind?
Barney Stinson: Nope.
Ted Mosby: Even if that somebody else was me?
19 – Quotes from The Office
Toby Flenderson: Didn’t you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from that e-mail?
Michael Scott: You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?
195 – Parks and Recreation Quote by Tom Haverford
Look at how hot she is! Isn’t that crazy? And she’s a surgeon! She makes a ton of money! BAM!
328 – Quotes from Parks and Recreation
Trumple: Look Knope, I’ve always liked you, but the Newports run this town, and frankly they’ve donated a lot of money to the department.
Ben Wyatt: Mo’ money, mo’ problems, that’s what I always say.
Trumple: How about mo’ money, mo’ protective kevlar vests that save lives?
Ben Wyatt: I-I… sometimes I say that, too.
Leslie Knope: I understand you need to think about it, but if you were gonna make a decision…
Trumple: The guys are throwing me a little retirement thing tonight at O’Flinigans. There’s gonna be beer so why don’t you swing by, I’ll give you an answer. Weirdo can come, too.
Ben Wyatt: Alright.
Leslie Knope: Let’s go.
Ben Wyatt: Oh hey, uh, may I say…
Leslie Knope: Don’t.
Ben Wyatt:…that the boys in blue…
Leslie Knope: Stop.
Ben Wyatt:…are heroes. Obviously some more than others. Oh boy, here it comes……..9/11.
Leslie Knope: And we’re walking.
Ben Wyatt: OK.
188 – The Office Quote by Stanley Hudson
Did I want to come back? No, but I don’t have enough money to retire and I’m too old to get another job. I feel like I’m working in my casket.
The Office – Leslie David Baker
244 – Quotes from How I Met Your Mother
{ Lily is frustrated that her father paid little attention over the phone that she was pregnant }
Marshall Eriksen: Hey baby, I’m sorry. I want our kid to believe that the universe is magical, you know, like my dad taught me.
Lily Aldrin: You know what my dad taught me? Nothing, ’cause he was never there. { grabs Marshall’s Enigmas of the Mystical book and makes a fake reading } June 22nd, 1996. Brooklyn, New York: A man misses his daughter’s high-school graduation. Later, she discovers that his babysitting money has been spent on a game called “Who Stole the Babysitting Money?” He never saw the irony in that. December 31st, 2011: A woman calls her father to tell him she’s pregnant. He says “Great. Thanks,” and hangs up on her.
Marshall Eriksen: …and after pushing her to call him, “I am a Bigfoot” is discovered in her husband’s mouth.
Lily Aldrin: I’m glad you’re a believer baby, but I’m never gonna believe in an enigma of the mystical if I don’t see it with my own eyes. Truth is, my father never taught me to believe in anything… but myself.
Marshall Eriksen: Well, if it helps at all, I believe in you too.
Lily Aldrin: There’s a pretty good chance I don’t exist.
37 – How I Met Your Mother Quote by Lily Aldrin
Hey! I will hate her until I will get my money back for You, Me and Dupree!
How I Met Your Mother – Alyson Hannigan
112 – Quotes from The Office
Gabe Lewis: Michael, we spent a lot of money on those leads. You have to give them out.
Michael Scott: Then we are just rewarding their bad behaviour. Okay. Just…imagine that instead of going to jail for murdering someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that were the case, then in the summertime, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.
610 – F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Quote by Joey Tribbiani
Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza-delivery guy comes over, gives me the pizza, takes the money and leaves!
172 – Quotes from How I Met Your Mother
{ knock at the door }
Lily Aldrin: Oh, that’s the pizza. Baby, do you have any cash?
Marshall Eriksen: Oh, you know I, uh, actually I don’t, uh, think that I should… have to pay. ‘Cause I’m… not a fan of pizza.
{ Stunned gasps }
Robin Scherbatsky: What?!?
Ted Mosby: Marshall, we’ve driven halfway across the country for a piece of pizza literally hundreds of times.
Lily Aldrin: I once caught you eating pizza in the shower!
Arthur The Pizza Guy: Marshall, there’s a cartoon of you on our coupons.
Barney Stinson: I’m not saying Marshall’s a guy who likes pizza, but last time he went in for a physical, doctor says ‘Marshall you’ve gotta stop eating pizza.’ Marshall says ‘Why?’ Doc says ‘So I can examine you!’ But seriously, we kid because we love.
Marshall Eriksen: All right, look, the reason that I don’t have any money on me is because… I got mugged. { long pause } Can somebody please pay Arthur, all right? I’m starving!! { to Arthur, kindly } How’s your dad by the way?
Arthur: Better.
Marshall Eriksen: Good!
69 – The Office Quote by Dwight Schrute
Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics. I’ve surrounded the enemy and I’m slowly starving them. To save on electricity, I’ve installed a timer and motion sensors on the lights. It’s part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.
99 – Parks and Recreation Quote by Leslie Knope
Every year, Pawnee Cares teams up with the local cable access station to raise money for diabetes research. And it’s important because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town in the U.S. It goes us, Dallas, Tulsa and certain parts of the Mall of America.
140 – Quotes from Archer
Sterling Archer: I have a plan to get the money back. { See’s Ray carrying a bag of toiletries } That doesn’t include you taking my hotel toiletries!
Ray: You’re not using them.
Sterling Archer: Yes, I am.
Ray: Go look at your pores then tell me you’re using them. Then tell me your little genius plan.
Sterling Archer: Rob the casino.
Ray: Thanks for the lotion.