Skillful Quotations

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you’re the easiest person to fool.
Richard Feynman

Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.
Joaquin de Setanti

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
Irish Saying

It is better to stir up a question without deciding it, than to decide it without stirring it up.
Joseph Joubert

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two thick layers of praise.
Mary Kay Ash

Where you find quality, you will find a craftsman, not a quality-control expert.
Robert Brault

Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
Malcolm S. Forbes

I used to believe that anything was better than nothing. Now I know that sometimes nothing is better.
Glenda Jackson

52 – Quotes from Archer

Archer Quotes

{ Cheryl walks in to find Cyril with his hand over Pam’s mouth }
Cheryl Tunt: Cyril! Are you cheating on me?
Cyril Figgis: No. I’m just… uh… trying to get my muffin back.
Cheryl Tunt: No you’re not!
Cyril Figgis: I’m not?
Cheryl Tunt: Not like that, you’re not. You gotta slug her in the diaphragm with a forearm shiver.
Cyril Figgis: That’s… ah… good to know.
Cheryl Tunt: Do it! { Cyril slams Pam in the gut. She collapses and vomits on the floor } And no muffin. See? Time lost is muffin lost.

Archer